Ways to Stay Sane!
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and pointa hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gottenover their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smugglingdiamonds"
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation at all.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Whenever you go out to eat, order a diet water with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party becauseyou're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling"run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......send this to someone to make them smile. Its called therapy.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and pointa hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gottenover their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smugglingdiamonds"
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation at all.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Whenever you go out to eat, order a diet water with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party becauseyou're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling"run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......send this to someone to make them smile. Its called therapy.
posted by Melody Beth at
10:47 AM
1 Comments:
I have seen web pages like this except they have hundreds of them and their not all ways to stay sane they just have different ways to bug people
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Megan, at 1:06 PM
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